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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 09:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Investigative Reporters Sound the Alarm at Peabody Awards - Variety

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Why do many modern Hollywood films rely heavily on CGI and visual effects instead of actual sets? What is your opinion on this trend?

Still no good.

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Elon Musk’s xAI could become the fourth hectocorn, as it seeks $113 billion valuation in small share sale - Sherwood News

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Why did Sumire's summoning Nue act strangely in response to Kawaki's karma?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Further delays of Starliner’s next flight mark anniversary of its first crewed Space Station docking - Spaceflight Now

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Trump signs proclamation banning travel from 12 countries - ABC News

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Apple’s 16GB 15-inch M4 MacBook Air now starting from new all-time low at $188 off, more from $837 - 9to5Toys

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Don’t Try Flying With Erewhon Sunflower Seeds - The Cut

No go.

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds